Everyone, cease what you’re doing – Michelle Visage has acquired a sex tape. This isn’t a drill.
Turns out the Ru Paul’s Drag Race star has completed the soiled on digicam with her husband Dave Case and she’s not afraid to let you know about it.
Strictly bosses needn’t fear about a leak although, Michelle insisted the kinky footage is safely ‘under lock and key’.
Just so everyone knows she’s in the clear, the 50-year-old added that the naughty clip won’t see the sunshine of day till she dies. Until she DIES. Ok guys?
‘The one and only sex tape I made, with my husband, is under lock and key in a safe, and it will remain there until I am long gone and the children figure out the combination to the safe,’ she advised The Sun.
The Celebrity Big Brother star added drily: ‘That will be a fun posthumous viewing party.’
Tbf, it actually would.
Michelle and David have been collectively for 22 years (so a trillion a long time in Hollywood converse) and have two daughters, Lillie and Lola.
Don’t be fooled by Visage’s powerful manner – she’s a actual softie with regards to her screenwriter companion.